You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
only if we run a train.
done.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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