So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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