No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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