Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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