I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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