does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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