Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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