it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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