Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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