i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
The air taste purple.
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