new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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