There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
