brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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