Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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