ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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