glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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