i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I look better un-naked...
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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