this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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