Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I'm gonna fight the coyote
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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