playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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