Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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