That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
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