she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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