I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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