1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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