Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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