1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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