i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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