Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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