Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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