He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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