My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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