im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
did you just send me my own nude
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