his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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