check it out our google latitudes are spooning
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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