i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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