"it" just moved
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
the raccoons are back...
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