Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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