I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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