do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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