How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i think my mom watched the whole time
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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