I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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