i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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