Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Oh god it's open bar.
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