# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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