If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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