So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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