kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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