I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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