She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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