Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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