Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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